HOWEVER...
Most people just don't get the trauma it causes me!
Just so you know...these are my boobs>>>>>
Now let me list the troubles they cause me...
- Back pain
- I can't shop for bras at La Senza and Ann Summers or all those 'sexy' shops
- I can't shop for cheap bras at places like Primark, H&M and New Look
- They're just so damn heavy...like imagine carrying two bags of sugar on your chest. SERIOUSLY.
And I haven't even started on the problems it causes when buying clothes. Backless dress? NO. Off the shoulder? MAYBE. Bralet tops? ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?! They make the cup sizes soooo small. Once I even bought a size 18, just to give my boobs a comfortable home, and still they were squashed like doughnuts at the bottom of a packed Sainsbury's bag. Tops need to be bought a size bigger, and even then they stretch over.
Nearly everything I buy causes over-spilling cleavage...and people just assume I'm a slut. No, its because there's nowhere else for them to hide.
So my curse is being confined to Bras from Bravissimo. Erm but who can really afford bras at £30 a pop. This is why bras only get bought when mummy is paying LOL. I even went to SportsDirect for a sports bra and found out that they only went up to a C cup size. Yet, I still managed to squeeze myself in there.
To be honest, the best piece of advice I could give you big boobed girlies is to buy a sports bra...no matter what the size. your back will love it and you'll avoid the dreaded '4 boobs' situation.
And yes, of this, we're all guilty.
(If I could marry this I would, life saver)
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